The world—especially the U.S.—has turned into some backward-ass parody of itself. It’s like living in a mash-up of Idiocracy and Terminator. We’ll get to AI later. Every single day, I find myself amazed… and not in a good way.
I’m a retired Navy Chief who grew up in rural North Carolina, so I’ve seen my fair share of strange. I like to consider myself well-traveled and well-educated, but these days? The headlines make “strange” take on a whole new meaning. Honestly, I yearn for the good ole days when the biggest scandal was a simple intern in the White House giving head under the Resolute Desk.
I’ll do my best to write this as apolitically as possible. But fair warning: I lean left of center on a lot of issues. The goal here is simple—document a few major stories that pop up on the big media outlets and social media each day for the next year. Not to argue whether they’re true or false, but to marvel at just how screwed up we are as a species when it comes to what we choose to value… and what we ignore.
Let’s be honest—50% of people will believe it no matter what. Which 50%? Well, that depends on whether you’re wearing the blue jersey or the red one.
WARNING: To be even more honest, I probably won’t try all that hard to stay neutral.
Now, this liberal streak of mine may ruffle the feathers of a few MAGA snowflakes who stumble in here by accident. I’m not sorry about that. I don’t agree with starving children or women losing the right to vote, drive, or, you know, exist with basic dignity. And I’m sure we’ll hear plenty more about things like that in the next year. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I do NOT agree that it is ok for grown ass men to rape little kids. Cough Cough…Trump. Release the damn list….
I thought about waiting until January 1, 2026, to kick this off—nice, clean start and all that—but that’s the same lazy logic people use when they say, “I’ll start my diet on Monday, I will go to the gym on Monday, blah, blah, blah…” Screw that. We start today: August 12, 2025.
Here we go.
AUG 12
Day One: The Petty Olympics
Following up on something that broke in the news the past few days. Mr. Orange Himself—aka “Taco the Trump”—has apparently moved Obama’s portrait to a hidden staircase (we gotta make sure NO ones sees the uppity black man while moving around the White House). This little nugget is going viral. I’m reading the Buzzfeed piece on Yahoo, which is really about Gavin Newsom’s response.
Somehow, in a world where Russia is still attacking Ukraine and Israel is killing kids in Gaza, this petty little stunt by Mr. Small Hands himself is what dominates the news cycle. And to be fair—it is petty. Shouldn’t shock anyone, though. As I’m calling it now, Day One: Trump will, in great detail, remind the world how racist he is as we digest this fucked up race over the next year.
The first Black president—whether you liked him or not—should be celebrated as a milestone in our history. But nope. As Gavin Newsom put it, “Small men hide from history’s giants.” Pretty much nails it.
A Quick Look at the Daily Fascist Report—Fascist Times
(I’m guessing this will be a daily feature… well, at least until the First Amendment is gone—at which point I’ll be writing this from a bunker using dial-up internet or sending it out by messenger pigeon.)
From the AP: President Cheeto is once again making his push to end democracy. He’s sending in the National Guard under the disguise of “fighting crime,” which—surprise, surprise—means moving troops into yet another U.S. city.
What makes this funny—maybe not ha-ha funny, but funny nonetheless—is that the guy personally carrying the highest concentration of felonies in the D.C. area is also the same guy who pardoned the folks (terrorists) who beat the hell out of cops on January 6. And we voted for this guy! We are one seriously Fucked-up species.
He’s been in office just over six months and has already mobilized troops into two major U.S. cities. My prediction? He’ll do it again before our 365-day journey together is up.